Depraved Heart – Patricia Cornwell

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BLURB: Dr. Kay Scarpetta is working a suspicious death scene in Cambridge, Massachusetts when an emergency alert sounds on her phone. A video link lands in her text messages and seems to be from her computer genius niece Lucy. But how can it be? It’s clearly a surveillance film of Lucy taken almost twenty years ago.

As Scarpetta watches she begins to learn frightening secrets about her niece, whom she has loved and raised like a daughter. That film clip and then others sent soon after raise dangerous legal implications that increasingly isolate Scarpetta and leave her confused, worried, and not knowing where to turn. She doesn’t know whom she can tell – not her FBI husband Benton Wesley or her investigative partner Pete Marino. Not even Lucy.

In this new novel, Cornwell launches these unforgettable characters on an intensely psychological odyssey that includes the mysterious death of a Hollywood mogul’s daughter, aircraft wreckage on the bottom of the sea in the Bermuda Triangle, a grisly gift left in the back of a crime scene truck, and videos from the past that threaten to destroy Scarpetta’s entire world and everyone she loves. The diabolical presence behind what unfolds seems obvious – but strangely, not to the FBI. Certainly that’s the message they send when they raid Lucy’s estate and begin building a case that could send her to prison for the rest of her life.

In the latest novel in her bestselling series featuring chief medical examiner Dr. Kay Scarpetta, Cornwell will captivate readers with the shocking twists, high-wire tension, and cutting-edge forensic detail that she is famous for, proving yet again why she’s the world’s #1 bestselling crime writer.

I have to admit it’s been a few years since I’ve read a Patricia Cornwell book – perhaps Blow Fly?  I’ve kept buying them, though, until about four books ago. There’s a book addict for you! When her first book came out in 1990, she was the first book or TV series dealing with forensics, in which an interest had been sparked due to the discovery of DNA. Dr Kay Scarpetta, Pete Marino (I think he’s a Lieutenant at the moment, but couldn’t swear to it!), Special Agent Benton Wesley were instantly fascinating. Then it became obvious that Lucy, Scarpetta’s niece who’ve seen grow up through the books, was going to do something in law enforcement, and I think she’s now been through a fair few “agencies”, as well as making millions of dollars thanks to some mysterious computer system she created. At this point in time, Lucy is living happily on her 50 acre luxury property, with her partner Janet an FBI agent, and Janet’s nephew Desi, who they hope to adopt. Lucy really irritates me. She has everything anyone could want, yet still is incapable of not causing huge problems whenever she can. She also has an ongoing feud with the FBI. Yeah, I know. Smart. Scarpetta, meanwhile, is recovering having been shot three months previously with a spear gun in the leg, whilst diving off Bermuda with Benton.

I found that once it got going, this book had you primed for a really exciting denouement. The middle portion of the book goes like a steam train! Apparently, the person who shot Dr Kay was Carrie Grethen – and if you’re an early fan, you will recall that name!  She was Lucy’s one-time lover, then nemesis, now presumed dead after a helicopter crash many years previously. However, re the spear shooting incident, no-one else saw the shooter. Now, “Carrie” is sending Dr Kay videos of her and Lucy when Lucy was only an intern in the FBI, under Carries’s tutelage. On the very same day as the videos are sent, the FBI are busting Lucy and Janet’s high-security estate, looking, apparently, for illicit firearms. And the raid is led by Special Agent Erin Loria, a one-time beauty queen who was at Quantico at the same time as Janet, and Lucy and Carrie, and came between them. And, weirdly, Benton is involved in this bust, but I’ve given up understanding what’s a conflict of interest, and what’s not, in these books between those him, Lucy and Kay!

Dr Scarpetta and Pete are also at a crime scene – that of the suspected accidental death of the daughter of harridan Hollywod producer, who’s on her way there. Except the crime scene is starting to look less and less accidental.

And how could there possibly be a link between these two deaths?

Unfortunately, we have no great action-packed ending. But we do have the feeling that Carrie could be out there – watching, waiting…Will readers be patient enough to wait too? I may well be persuaded back into the fold – and I’ll dig out the books I bought but never read!

Many thanks to Harper Collins for the preview copy in return for an unbiased review.

My @BloodyScotland

I had a wonderful time at Bloody Scotland. Everyone did – it goes without saying. My report is a little later than others, so it could be included in the upcoming issue of But for the few of you who haven’t come across the wonderful Shiny New Books, you will find my report on Stirling here. Do have a browse while you’re there –  there’s lots of really good stuff on there.

Special thanks go to @KirstenInnes (who, incidentally, won The Guardian’s #NotTheBooker prize for her novel, Fishnet. It was up against some really tough competition, but considering so much of the voting is done by the paper’s readers, it feels more real than a lot of the big prizes.) She also managed to organise a ton of stuff for the Festival, and was an absolutely brilliant help to this first-time festival goer.

And very special thanks must go to @LenWanner (whose book, Tartan Noir, is The Bible or fans of the genre) and @EdJamesAuthor, also an accomplished crime writer, who took pity on a rather shy, lost crimeworm in the Stirling Highland Hotel, and later in the Curly Coo. (I’m not brilliant being around lots of people I don’t know…) Expect a review of books by both authors as soon as possible. It was lovely to meet authors Kati Hiekkapelto (@HiekkapeltoKati), @AnyaLipska, James Oswald (@SirBenfro), Mason Cross (@MasonCrossBooks), Neil White (@neilwhite1965), Steve Mosby (@stevemosby – dying to read his latest!)  And the same to all of these authors re the books/review situation! Also, huge thanks to all the other authors – the list is ridiculously long, and some names have slipped my mind, blame Tennent’s Lager – who were so generous with their time, and, in many cases, their books too. It was also wonderful to put names to faces when it came to bloggers – although you need GPS to keep track of Liz of LizLovesBooks, I must say! Anyway, I had, as I say in my report, a wonderful time, and have already booked accommodation for 2016. And I hope to see you there!

Dandy Gilver And The Reek Of Red Herrings – Catriona McPherson

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BLURB: A delightful Dandy Gilver mystery by Catriona McPherson, set in early 1930s Scotland. For fans of PG Wodehouse, Dorothy L Sayers and Agatha Christie.
On the rain-drenched, wave-lashed, wind-battered Banffshire coast, tiny fishing villages perch on ledges which would make a seagull think twice and crumbly mansions cling to crumblier cliff tops while, out in the bay, the herring drifters brave the storms to catch their silver darlings. It’s nowhere for a child of gentle Northamptonshire to spend Christmas.

But when odd things start to turn up in barrels of fish – with a strong whiff of murder most foul – that’s exactly where Dandy Gilver finds herself. Enlisted to investigate, she and her trusty cohort Alec Osborne are soon swept up in the fisherfolk’s wedding season as well as the mystery. Between age-old traditions and brand-new horrors, Dandy must think the unthinkable to solve her grisliest case yet.

Now this book is available in paperback, I thought it might be timely to revisit my review of the hardback, which I hugely enjoyed, as you will see…

When I was kindly sent this book by Hodder and Stoughton, last summer, I have to confess that initially I thought it probably wasn’t my cup of tea. I assumed it was what is called a “cosy” (although having never read any such books, I’ve no idea how I came to that conclusion!) However, I finally got round to it…and I absolutely adored it! I’ll do my best to explain why, and perhaps I can persuade you into giving Dandy a whirl.

Dandelion “Dandy” Gilver, a well-to-do, married woman in her 40s, with two almost-grown sons, and her friend, Alec Osbourne, who’s a bachelor of 35, investigate crimes, or odd happenings, in an unofficial capacity. There’s no hint of impropriety; it’s just that Dandy is clearly too bright and sparky to be a 1920s society matron, paying visits to neighbours or doing charitable deeds (her husband, Hugh, comes across as rather dull, and a bit of a figure of fun, poor sod!) Hence the duo’s investigations, all of which appear to find them, through word-of-mouth. They’re often called upon when the matter is delicate, and requires discretion, meaning the police can’t be involved. Also brought along for the ride is Dandy’s adored ageing Dalmatian, Bunty.

On this occasion they are called to Aberdeen by a Mr Birchfield, who is a well-to-do merchant of herring, buying barrels from fisherman from the ports of Gardenstown (known as Gamrie) and Macduff, who follow the shoals of herring all over Scotland throughout the year. However, he has had horrific reports – of several barrels of herring he has sold on containing body parts! Thus far he has managed to keep it quiet, and as so many livelihoods would be at risk if this scandal were to become public, Birchfield wants Dandy and Alec to go to Gamrie and investigate. They know the barrels originated in Gamrie, as they are always stamped with the town of origin, and as the boats land a catch there in July, their intention is to try and discover whether anyone disappeared in the area around that time. In order to find all the fisherman from that area at home, they must go there at Christmas, when wedding parties, with age-old traditions take place.  Also, Mr Birchfield reveals there is a possibility of one – or even two – barrels containing body parts still being out there…

So Dandy and Alec (and Bunty) head to Gamrie, having booked into The Three Kings lodging house. Their landlady is Euphemia Clatchie (what a fabulous name!), who’s very frugal, which doesn’t result in the most comfortable of lodgings. She is the first of a huge collection of fascinating characters they meet. They present themselves as philologists, documenting the traditions and folklore of different communities. The people of Gamrie are tight knit, interrelated, and many have the same names, to cause even more confusion, although they use “tee names” to differentiate one, say, Margaret Mason from another – one might be known as Meg, the other, Nettie. And being fisher-folk, they have dozens of superstitions, all followed carefully in the hope of keeping everyone, but particularly the fishermen, safe. There are also the bizarre elderly brothers, Durban and Warwick Searle, who are expert taxidermists, and live in a huge dilapidated manor house on the clifftop called Lump House. They create bizarre scenes with taxidermy, such as a Garden of Eden, which Dandy, particularly, finds horrific and repulsive, rather than admirable or a source of entertainment. Dandy and Alec also meet a couple of English artists just along the coast, at Crovie. So Gamrie consists of quite a mix of people, although they all know each other, and almost all their business. You would imagine it would be easy to find whether anyone is missing, and it is. The problem is, they end up with up to seven possible candidates…

I don’t want to give away any more about the mysteries, but I will say that Dandy Gilver And The Reek Of Red Herrings is very funny, and Catriona McPherson is fantastic at creating the most bizarre and intriguing characters, in the strangest places. I’d really love to read more of her adventures to see what jinks Dandy and Alec get up to. As to the central mystery – the missing person (which became the missing people) – it is resolved in a completely satisfactory way, and, although I guessed one, small, part of the mystery, the rest came as a complete and utter surprise. There was also a highly dramatic and exciting ending. So I can only suggest that, if you’re a fan of good, witty, well-researched historical crime fiction, PLEASE do go and investigate the charming Dandy and the dashing Alec in one of their adventures!

5 out of 5

I would like to thank Hodder and Stoughton for sending me this book to review, in exchange for my honest opinion.

Hand Of God – Philip Kerr


The beautiful game just got ugly.

In Athens, where London City is set to play Olympiacos in the Champion’s League, the temperature is high, and tempers even higher. Greece is rioting and manager Scott Manson is keeping his team on a tight leash. There must be no drinking, no nightlife and no women. After the game, they are to get back to London refreshed and ready for a crucial match at home stadium Silvertown Docks.

But Scott didn’t plan for death on the pitch. When City’s star striker collapses mid-match, it shocks the nation. Is it a heart attack? Or something more sinister? As the Greek authorities mount a murder investigation, Scott Manson must find the truth – and fast – to get his team home in time.

The second Scott Manson thriller from bestselling crimewriter Philip Kerr.

This isn’t a Bernie Gunther book, nor is it a standalone. It’s a new thriller series by Philip Kerr about a man called Scott Manson, who at the beginning of this book – the second in the series – is manager of London City FC. Kerr mentions he’s an Arsenal fan, and this book, for a football fan, must’ve been a dream to write, especially when you consider the access he would get…just imagine the gossip…

He certainly (according to my obsessive OH) knows his football. We’ve had thriller series and standalones set in the world of sport before – most notably, to my mind, Dick Francis’ racing thrillers, which continue to be written after Dick’s death by his son Felix. A successful franchise indeed. So how does Philip Kerr measure up?

Very well, actually. When you have an industry with so much glamour, money, sex, and eccentricity, it’s a wonder no-one’s tried to capture it in a novel for the adult market (it’ll probably attract mostly men who enjoy football, obviously, but you don’t need a massive knowledge of football, so really it’s for anyone who enjoys a good, fast-paced, international thriller.)

Scott Manson, who tells the story in the first person, isn’t (much of) a womanizer, unlike Bernie – his girlfriend, Louise Considine not only looks like a model, but is also a Detective Inspector with the Met. This can be handy for bouncing investigative ideas around, and giving him some kudos as a serious investigator when he’s dealing with officialdom.

After being drawn against Olympiacos in the Champion’s League, a Greek team with notoriously “high-spirited” supporters (like most Greek and Turkish clubs), London City FC embark on a pre-season tour of Russia that is nothing short of disastrous. In St Petersburg they are met by Prometheus, the new Nigerian wunderkind, who was bought over Scott’s head, much to his irritation. (He reminded me of a Mario Balotelli-type – a ton of talent, but even more ego.) He immediately rubs much of the team up the wrong way with his homophobic attitude (one of the players is gay; it’s an open secret.) Then, while celebrating a goal, a player makes a handsign which means nothing to many present, but is in fact a symbol showing support for a banned organisation. He is arrested and deported. A Russian player denounces his homeland as a police state, run by Putin as though he were “tsar”. Only some fast-talking by the club prevent him joining his teammate on the flight home – that, and probably the fact that he’s a national hero to Russian football fans.

It’s when they arrive in Greece that disaster really strikes, after a poor start to the domestic season. Scott had visited the country with a German team on a scouting mission, so he was the only one anticipating how horrendous the heat was. So when Bekim Develi collapses, five minutes into the game and just after scoring, the first presumption is it’s heatstroke, then that he may have had an undiagnosed heart problem. He’s whisked off to hospital, but doesn’t make it, and the players have to decide whether to play on, or play the match on the next available date, according to UEFA rules – which is the next day.

I won’t tell you how that match ends, but things deteriorate further when the Greek police detain the team while they investigate both Develi’s death, and that of a young woman he had spent time with the night before the game. And with both doctors and courts on strike because they haven’t been paid, who knows how long they are likely to be delayed? So London City FC are stuck in Greece for the foreseeable future, meaning there’s a good likelihood they’ll miss their weekend match against Chelsea – at least! Plans are rapidly made for them to play their “home” tie the following week at the Panathinaikos ground, their opponents’ arch enemies.

Still, it gives Scott the opportunity to do what he does best – apart from managing football teams – and investigate all he can find out about his player’s death, and that of the girl’s, and whether they are related. But there are powerful people behind the scenes who don’t want Scott digging too deep…

As you’d expect from Philip Kerr, it’s a slick, stylish “PI”-type thriller, with plenty of wit (and a bit of swearing and sex – so if you’re thinking of buying it for a reluctant teenage reader, please consider that. That aside, it may just cure a teenager who struggles to find books that interest him or her.) It’ll certainly please any football fans out there who also enjoy reading fiction. Philip Kerr continues to write hugely enjoyable books – and lots of them! I enjoyed this so much I went back and bought the first in the series, January Window, but this book can equally be enjoyed as a standalone. I very much enjoyed it, and would highly recommend it.

4 stars.

Many thanks to the publishers, Head of Zeus, who sent me a copy in exchange for an unbiased review.